Boxer

Origin: Germany

Why This Breed Matters

The Boxer is pure energy wrapped in muscle. These dogs are clowns at heart — goofy, playful, and eternally puppyish even into old age. They were bred to be working dogs (cattle, guard work), but they've evolved into some of the best family dogs around. Loyal to a fault, protective without being aggressive, and absolutely convinced that they're lap dogs despite weighing 70 pounds.

Ownership Reality

High-intensity energy, especially as puppies. They bounce off walls. They wiggle their whole body when they're happy. They'll demand your attention and sulk dramatically if ignored. The flip side is a dog that's genuinely bonded to the family — Boxers want to be where you are, doing what you're doing. Cold weather is their kryptonite. That short coat means they need blankets, heated beds, maybe even a jacket. Total sissies in the cold.

Buy If

You want an active, playful family dog. You can handle puppy energy for 3+ years. You want a dog that's protective but not aggressive. You're okay with drool.

Skip If

You want a calm, dignified breed. You live in extreme cold. You can't handle a dog that thinks personal space is a myth.

Temperament

  • Playful and clownish
  • Loyal and protective
  • Good with children
  • High energy
  • Stubborn streak

Common Health Issues

  • Cancer (higher than average rates)
  • Heart conditions (aortic stenosis, cardiomyopathy)
  • Hip dysplasia
  • Hypothyroidism
  • Degenerative myelopathy
  • Bloat/GDV